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Rules for Married men

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Mike Tyson

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฃ

~By Bill Clinton

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

~By George W. Bush

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Rudy Giuliani

“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnโ€™t.โ€ The third gave me more children!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ค

1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

~By Shaquille Oโ€™Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ

~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Tommy Lee

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”

Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฃ

~ By Jimmy Kimmel

โ€œFirst there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Jay Leno

“The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚

~By Brandon Breezy

Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh …….and to the ladieswith good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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